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30 Dec

Cain in ya Brain

Normally, I’d just edit this together, but I’m a working man now, so do the work yourself.

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29 Dec

American Splendor

From an email sent by my friend from high school:

Sent 3:30 pm on 10/31/11

So something special has happened for Jssh and me that all y’all need to know about. Basically it goes like this. Ten years or so ago I was spending one lonely school night at home in my basement watching a positively terrible movie about a girl dating two guys who somehow convinces the two of them to comfortably date her at the same time called Splendor.


To put it simply, this movie kind of, you know, sucked, and the biggest problem with it was that the lead was this totally hot Canadian chick named Kathleen Robertson and I waited throughout the entire damn movie to try and see her naked and she never took her clothes off throughout the whole movie. There was a threesome scene! What the fuck?

The next day I arrived at school with my tale of woe for one Joshua Maxwell Sherman only to hear from him that he had had the same experience. Both of us were sucked in by the promise of boobs only to be disappointed after wasting 87 precious minutes of our Tuesday night.

It has haunted us to this day.

HOWEVER, Starz recently began airing a show where Kelsey Grammar plays the badass mayor of Chicago named Boss, which is actually pretty good, but in a desperate bid to show how serious Starz is in producing and airing serious drama they’ve decided to have at least one or two entirely unnecessary nude scenes every episode in which Grammar’s top assistant bangs his chosen contender for governor of Illinois.

AND WHO IS THE NUDE ASSISTANT? Kathleen Robertson. And she looks phenomenal.

We did it, Josh. We did it.

That Crazy Rap Music!

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27 Dec

Just Wow

My goodness!

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25 Dec

Conan Settles the NYC/LA Rivalry

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24 Dec

Mr. Show La Tengo

How fun is this video?

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21 Dec

Jimmy Stewart Will Make You Cry

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19 Dec

Goodbye, Cruel World (Hello, Constant Porno)

TV HAT!!! Finally, you don’t have to spend your life limited to the bullshit around you. And that’s not all! With TV Hat, you send a powerful signal to the people around you: “Fuck off! I’m watching TV, and I don’t want to see your fucking faces!”

Someone, please buy me TV Hat!

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18 Dec

Everyone Has TV Hat Except Me

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18 Dec

REVIEW: Cage & His Cat

Nic Cage tells this story like a motherfuckin’ moviestar.

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14 Dec

The Spielberg Face

Really great analysis of A.I. at the end.

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